Animation project idea: Simon the werewolf is new to the world of lycanthropy, unfortunately evil creatures known as humans are threatening their existence!
Can Simon learn to scare away these vile beasts?

Dog on a beach lounger

Mormon Selfie

And this show!

I love this show.

I just made a gif of myself from the trailer

I just made a gif of myself from the trailer

A trailer for a short film called Chainsaw High School with me as the lead. :D



wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered


I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.

So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”

I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.

And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.



This guy was shot in wal Mart after being seen with a toy rifle, cops told him to get down on the ground AFTER they shot him


wow, ok America

The paparazzi have been hounding me again!